PORN KO SAMAJHNA MUSHKIL HI NAHI, NAMUMKIN HAI

Porn's like that online tutorial that makes everything look like a piece of cake until you try it yourself and go, "Um, that's not how it went in the video..."

Understanding porn is a whole other ball game, seriously! PORN KO SAMAJHNA MUSHKIL HI NAHI, NAMUMKIN HAI. 

Everytime we watch we just think -’

“Man, I wish my sex life was as happening as that!”

“Did you look at her boobs? Are those real or augmented?” And his junk? Is that photoshopped or truly so big? Wow, I wish I looked like that!”

“Wait, are you running on Duracell or something? - Still at it? How!”

Porn may often make  us want something we cannot have - but there’s more to the story.

Folks, if your bedroom scenes don't resemble a blockbuster adult film, toh tension nahi lene ka. All of that is just a story, fantasy, fiction - far from real life!

Let's debunk some myths about adult films:

Myth #1: Ever left the bedroom thinking, "No climax today... must've been a flop"? Blame it on the pornos! Arey, your body has its own script, and orgasms follow their own storylines. Porn paints a over-the-top picture of intimacy, unfortunately.

Myth #2: In Porn, they make us believe in epic, three-hour-long lovemaking sagas, but in reality, you might wrap things up faster than the bikes on Dhoom! But that’s okay too - everyone has their own pace. Keep your expectations in check and focus on the real masala. There’s never any pressure.

Myth #3: The big, bigger, biggest fixation. Big breasts, big penises, big butts. But here's the climax: it's all a myth. SIZE DOES NOT MATTER. Let that dance through your mind. Size is a matter of personal taste, not a gauge of your Bollywood appeal. Boys and Girls , you're all beautiful, regardless of size.

And now, the ultimate myth -  Myth #4: Since the Porn Industry is all about inspiration, why does the humble condom never get a cameo? The "Use Condoms for Sex" memo completely gets lost in all the dim lights and heightened scenarios of porn.

You know what beats going bare? Healthy and safe genitals, which makes your partner go gaga and he doesn’t react – Yar yeh kya dekh liya!! When the clothes come off.

Porn, caught between a rock and a hard place. Let's enjoy it while it lasts, so even if you hit the play button to the next episode. It's not exactly the sex facts and figures encyclopaedia, but hey, no bear negotiations involved! Because it is a different ball game altogether.